I’m sorry my “women’s problems” are inconvenient FOR YOU. (Rated R!!!)
*Warning: This is rated “R” and ONLY directed at men who qualify. My husband, for the record, is NOT the douche I am describing below. My husband is a WONDERFUL man who has put up with my shit for a...
View ArticleCollective Soul
"So I walk up on high, and I step to the edge, to see my world below; And I laugh at myself, as the tears roll down 'cause it's the world I know, yeah it's the world I know." -Collective Soul
View ArticleFishes
If wishes were fishes and we lived in the sea, then wishes, like fishes, would swim right by me. ;0)
View ArticleMoments of Doubt: Do I still believe in the Bible?
I was raised a Christian. I believe in God. I believe in Jesus. I’m just not so sure I believe in the Bible anymore. And it scares the crap out of me. I’ve been moving further and further from what I...
View ArticleNO MORE CONTROVERSY!!!!
…At least, for me. On Facebook. I recently made a couple of comments on FB about a controversial issue. I made two separate posts arguing for both sides. I felt that I was being fair and unbiased. I...
View ArticleFrog Limerick
There once was a frog from a lake, who decided to learn how to bake, flour and eggs, but not froggy legs, will make the most beautiful cake.
View ArticleTHE. WEIRDEST. DREAM. EVER.
So, this account is going to be jumbled. You’ll have to excuse my grammar, because as of now, I just want to get this down before I forget. I was at a sleepover with a high-school friend. The party was...
View Article“Orgasmic” commercials. Umm… WHAT’S your demographic?
I’m getting a little tired of seeing women in commercials having orgasms over their hair shampoo, hamburgers, and a myriad of other inanimate objects. IF your shampoo was ACTUALLY that great… I would...
View ArticleI swear, I AM speaking English! Language barriers between the sexes.
My *WONDERFUL* husband and I have been married for 8 happy years… Um… and, lucky for me, we’ve been married a FULL total of 8 years. (Haha.) The first year is always rough, but we’ve always been very...
View ArticleSalons SUCK!
I was having a REALLY bad day yesterday. PMS, hormones, WHATEVER it was, I had already cried once. So when I made the decision to go to the salon, I thought it would make my day better, not worse....
View ArticleWrite
“Write from your heart, your gut, or your funny-bone, and you can’t go wrong.” -Spunknanigan =0)
View ArticleI wonder… but not as often as I’d like.
I was just watching the movie blast from the past, with Brendon Frasier and Alicia Silverstone. According to the internet movie database (IMDB, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124298/) this movie is “A...
View Article“You must deflate head to enter here…”
“Hey, you’re a clown fish, you’re funny right? Hey, tell us a joke…” So, now that I actually have a few people reading this, the pressure is on to keep things interesting. I am a weird girl, so, I have...
View ArticleEpic. Religious. Fail. …And I’ll tell you why.
If you are a “Christian”, and you see a gay person and think to yourself “I really LOVE that person, and am worried for their soul, and want them to be RIGHT NEXT TO ME worshipping God for all...
View ArticlePlease don’t give Bilbo a girlfriend…
Okay, another rant coming up. A little while ago, my cousin posted that they will be making the book “The Hobbit” into a trilogy…...
View ArticleWater saver shower? Only if you’re bald.
“That water-saving shower head really did a great job washing out my shampoo!” …Said no one EVER. My grandma has a water-saver shower. Actually, she has two. One of them is tolerable; the other one…...
View ArticleCali Jade, sad story, happy ending.
(The Sad Part.) It was a Monday. It could have been yesterday. I had the appointment in the afternoon. I was uneasy, because she hadn’t kicked much that weekend, and I hadn’t felt anything that day. I...
View ArticleYou Mothers… (Part 4 of 4)
I have four mothers. One biological, one “step”, my first “in-law”, and my second “in-law”. (These stories are going to be out of order. =0) ) This is the story of my (current, or second, AND LAST)...
View ArticleFatty, fatty, 2 X 4…
I’m feeling fat today. I should be, I’m tipping the ol’ scale at 230 these days. I saw the following e-card recently, and, well… That about sums it up for me. =0) Yep. Back when I was 5 or so pounds...
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